December 2011
dapperhobbit:
you know that feeling when you’re reading an awesome fic and you look at the scrollbar thinking that surely the fic is almost over because that’s how life always goes but YOU’RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH IT OH MY GOD THE GLORY IS STILL ALIVE I HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO READ OF THIS GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE SWEET PETER ON A POPSICLE STICK I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS FUCK ME IN THE...
me: 911 help
911: what is the emergency
me: someone has the url i want
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
uuugh
too many people in my house
go away now
apug:
i feel like the internet saved and ruined my life at the same time
Fanfiction: So you want to read something?
Me: Absolutely.
Fanfiction: I'm about your OTP and I have a really interesting plot.
Me: Wonderful.
Fanfiction: Great grammar too.
Me: My favourite.
Fanfiction: And I'm rated PG-13.
Me: Not available.
Brazilian: I'm brazilian
Person: OH REALLY? Is it nice to live in a favela? Do you have a monkey? Do you speak spanish? Do you wear bikini everyday? OMG! Do you have internet? Do you play soccer all the time? Carnaval is awesome, right? God, your life is so full of sunshine and stuff.
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
mattflydick:
nothing says christmas more than sitting in your room alone blogging
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
satanpositive:
twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals
